A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.

 

Paraphrases from the meeting I had today

“Hi, you’ve been our client for several years now. Won’t you tell us what your business problems are? Because we don’t know.”

“Oh, I see. The problem is that your business is more complicated than the software can accommodate. Have you tried reducing service to your customers?”

“You’d be a lot happier with what the product does if you didn’t expect it to do so much.”