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milkglassmao:

My longest-lasting vice. I’d give up the internet before I would give up soda. Truly.

Oh, how I understand. Even after a couple of encounters with kidney stones*, which cola drinks contribute to, I can’t quite give it up. But I’ve had to reduce my intake pretty significantly and now generally do not keep caffeinated soda, especially cola, in the house.

*I would say that I wouldn’t wish the searing agony of a kidney stone on my worst enemy, but I need to clarify. No one has ever offended me enough personally that I would wish a kidney stone on them. But there are totally people in the world who could get them and I would remain unconcerned. Osama bin Laden could have a rock in his urinary tract and I’d probably giggle about it.