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Me: So I'm not sure yet how I feel about this, but I learned today that Mei Xiang [the National Zoo's female giant panda] and I weigh the same.

Me: I weigh one female panda.

Me: I think mostly what I take from this is that it would be a fair fight.

Him: You should be favored. Tool using, and all that.

Me: No talons, though. But far less lazy than a panda.

Him: True.