A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.
Me: So I'm not sure yet how I feel about this, but I learned today that Mei Xiang [the National Zoo's female giant panda] and I weigh the same.
Me: I weigh one female panda.
Me: I think mostly what I take from this is that it would be a fair fight.
Him: You should be favored. Tool using, and all that.
Me: No talons, though. But far less lazy than a panda.