A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.
I just found a spider crawling up the screen of this very laptop.
Possibly after crawling down my arm.
I panicked and flung it off the laptop.
But now it’s nowhere to be found and I’m afraid it’s in my shoulder bag.
Don’t worry, sweetie, I’m sure it didn’t lay a bunch of eggs first.
And plotting his destruction.