A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.

 

halmangold:


Every time you masturbate, you’re ghost-writing a book for Satan.

[the worst part is helping the forces of evil without adequate compensation…]

mudwerks:rand0mflora

I am going to find a way to work this into everyday conversation. Just you watch.

halmangold:

Every time you masturbate, you’re ghost-writing a book for Satan.

[the worst part is helping the forces of evil without adequate compensation…]

mudwerks:rand0mflora

I am going to find a way to work this into everyday conversation. Just you watch.

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  3. flyinghighcrashinghard reblogged this from losdemosemos and added:
    If masterbation is a type writer than Im writing a fucken biographgy for satan…. Bwahahah!!
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  7. sallydoodle reblogged this from eddyizm and added:
    Well, it’s certainly not the devil’s workshop.
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  12. nvdisbitch reblogged this from thai-ney and added:
    ohhshitnick: LOLOLOL! THEN I GUESS IVE WRITTEN HUNDREDS OF BOOKS FOR SATAN THEN.
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  16. streetfightinman reblogged this from endlesslyunamusing and added:
    Uhm… I can’t even… What? Just… What? That church school must be a terrifyingly bad place to learn.
  17. theolddictionary reblogged this from splendidbauble and added:
    Damn, I just wrote a three part novel for Satan.