A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.
Me: The cannoli, which I thought about offering you a bite of but decided not to-
Tom: No judgment.
Me: ...is coated with chocolate on the inside, has chocolate chips in the filling, and there was a big piece of candied orange peel in it.
Tom: That sounds good.
Me: I think I might leave you for that cannoli.
Tom: I don't think pastry weddings are legal in DC.
Me: But it IS DC...
Tom: ...and I would completely understand if you wanted to work to make that happen.