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dessert at Menomale

Me: The cannoli, which I thought about offering you a bite of but decided not to-

Tom: No judgment.

Me: ...is coated with chocolate on the inside, has chocolate chips in the filling, and there was a big piece of candied orange peel in it.

Tom: That sounds good.

Me: I think I might leave you for that cannoli.

Tom: I don't think pastry weddings are legal in DC.

Me: But it IS DC...

Tom: ...and I would completely understand if you wanted to work to make that happen.