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Bit Bucket: I Think I Broke My Ass

tbridge:

So, this morning I was hurrying downstairs to get to my 9am, and I slipped on the stairs and landed right on my ass. I think I broke it. I’ve been in fantastic pain most of the day, especially when I had to drive home from the client site in McLean, all the way back to Brookland.

Because I am a devoted wife, I am refraining from referring to him as “my busted-ass husband.”