see Zeus hits up Hera and he’s like yo honeynipples I heard a rumor that you have some kind of a hole I can put my penis in so I came to do some fact-checking ALL NIGHT LONG and Hera is like Zeus that has got to be the worst pickup line I have ever heard and I grew up with you, even because remember I’M YOUR FUCKING SISTER and Zeus is like “more like my FUCKING sister, am i right?” and hera is like ew no