A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.

 

naimhe:

Then don’t eat my eggs you fucking cunt.

 Also, possums ARE mean, and one totally got into a fight with a cat in our alley… Let’s just say the cat lost.(Not our cat)

naimhe:

Then don’t eat my eggs you fucking cunt.

Also, possums ARE mean, and one totally got into a fight with a cat in our alley… Let’s just say the cat lost.

(Not our cat)

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fatart:

Mabel Lucie Atwell - tea party!

 This speaks to me.

fatart:

Mabel Lucie Atwell - tea party!

This speaks to me.

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.

John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

That’s the most beautiful dream.

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Charlie is 10 months old today.

This weekend, he figured out how to crawl, and immediately escaped from the family room and started chasing the cat. He also perfected his pull-to-standing technique, which means we spent the whole weekend pulling him away from the TV stand, following him into the dining room, regulating his interactions with Macro, and comforting him when he’d inevitably misjudge something and tip over.

During one of those comforting sessions, I noticed a seventh tooth, on the top left.

He started skipping his morning nap in favor of a long one in the afternoon (though at daycare today he took a nice long morning nap, so maybe he’s not totally ready to give that up). We took him out to eat twice and fed him from the menu instead of packing food.

He claps his hands, waves hi/bye (though is confused by that ritual), and gives high-fives.

Like his Grandpa Bridge says… Every week, there’s more *person* there.

1.5 bedrooms uts incld.

Guys. Look at the photos in this ad. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EGG-SHAPED ROCKS?

So yes, for reasons that made sense to them, a handful of people living in the days when slavery was acceptable and women voting was not, set up a Federal enclave. This enclave had, in 1800, roughly the same number of people as the US Capitol Police has total officers in its force today. Why are we bound to it? Our Founding Fathers, whose views we seem to hold sacrosanct, weren’t in the least afraid of pragmatic solutions to problems or reviewing unworkable systems. I think they’d be disappointed in us if we are.

Charlie is 10 months old today.

This weekend, he figured out how to crawl, and immediately escaped from the family room and started chasing the cat. He also perfected his pull-to-standing technique, which means we spent the whole weekend pulling him away from the TV stand, following him into the dining room, regulating his interactions with Macro, and comforting him when he’d inevitably misjudge something and tip over.

During one of those comforting sessions, I noticed a seventh tooth, on the top left.

He started skipping his morning nap in favor of a long one in the afternoon (though at daycare today he took a nice long morning nap, so maybe he’s not totally ready to give that up). We took him out to eat twice and fed him from the menu instead of packing food.

He claps his hands, waves hi/bye (though is confused by that ritual), and gives high-fives.

Like his Grandpa Bridge says… Every week, there’s more *person* there.

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via ohmarine)

If I were re blogging this from a computer, there would be a “THIS” GIF on it.