A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.
Me: Hey honey? Can you bring up Charlie's pajama shirts from the dryer? All I've got is a couple pairs of pants.
Tom: *brings up Tonka trucks pajama shirt*
Tom: *takes Tonka trucks pants away for washing*
Me: ...am I being punked?
girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
GUYS. I am a little disappointed that none of you told me about this while I was pregnant.
I can’t help but think how self centered we’re going to look when we get to heaven and go through the awkward introductions in the persecuted section:
“Hi, my name is Peter. They crucified me on a cross upside down.”
“Hi, my name is Stephen. They smashed my head in with rocks.”
“Hi, my name is Polycarp. They tried to burn me at the stake but I didn’t catch on fire so they stabbed me to death”.
“Hi, my name is William Tyndale. They chocked me to death at the stake and then burned by body.”
“Hi, my name is Michael Brown. They told me that if I wanted my business to be able to accept government funds that I couldn’t fire people simply because of their sexual orientation.”
"New blood" because DC’s "demographics" are changing?
LET ME TRANSLATE:
Rep. John Mica (R-Florida) is hoping that DC’s problems with corrupt officials will end, not because the corrupt officials will be exposed and prosecuted (which is indeed what’s happening), but because the influx of WHITE PEOPLE to DC will toss out the corrupt people first elected when DC was MAJORITY BLACK.
So, Floridians, I hope you enjoy being represented by someone who thinks black people can’t govern themselves.