A virtual hoard of the shiny things I find on the internet.

 

The case files show that moms who work outside the home face a predicament. They are told by health professionals and society at large that breastfeeding is the right thing for themselves and their babies, with the American Academy of Pediatrics recommending breastfeeding exclusively for the first six months of the baby’s life. Yet women still aren’t always granted the on-the-job flexibility they need to make it work. But they have to try, because the Family and Medical Leave Act covers only 12 weeks of unpaid leave.

Scrambled eggs are delicious.

Scrambled eggs are delicious.

tales of sleep deprived lifestyle maintenance

Me: Hey honey? Can you bring up Charlie's pajama shirts from the dryer? All I've got is a couple pairs of pants.

Tom: Sure!

Tom: *brings up Tonka trucks pajama shirt*

Tom: *takes Tonka trucks pants away for washing*

Me: ...

Me: ...am I being punked?

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

Basically.

So sick of people these days always looking at the device in their hands instead of the people and world around them pic.twitter.com/uczek5GgqP— Keith Calder (@keithcalder) July 24, 2014

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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GUYS. I am a little disappointed that none of you told me about this while I was pregnant.

I can’t help but think how self centered we’re going to look when we get to heaven and go through the awkward introductions in the persecuted section:

“Hi, my name is Peter. They crucified me on a cross upside down.”

“Hi, my name is Stephen. They smashed my head in with rocks.”

“Hi, my name is Polycarp. They tried to burn me at the stake but I didn’t catch on fire so they stabbed me to death”.

“Hi, my name is William Tyndale. They chocked me to death at the stake and then burned by body.”

“Hi, my name is Michael Brown. They told me that if I wanted my business to be able to accept government funds that I couldn’t fire people simply because of their sexual orientation.”

I’m very concerned about the lack of integrity,” he said. “Some of the officials have had to step down. Some need to step down and hopefully we’ll get some new blood here because the District’s demographics are changing.

Rep. Mica: Have to be ‘high’ to think DC should become 51st stat - DC News FOX 5 DC WTTG

"New blood" because DC’s "demographics" are changing?

LET ME TRANSLATE:

Rep. John Mica (R-Florida) is hoping that DC’s problems with corrupt officials will end, not because the corrupt officials will be exposed and prosecuted (which is indeed what’s happening), but because the influx of WHITE PEOPLE to DC will toss out the corrupt people first elected when DC was MAJORITY BLACK.

So, Floridians, I hope you enjoy being represented by someone who thinks black people can’t govern themselves.

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot